A is for A-Rod
The perfect while in the game
When he plays poorly
The supporters are to blame
B is for Bonds
With his bat full of thunder
Soon he'll pass Aaron
But we consistently will wonder
C is for Clemens
His correct arm for employ
A number of years from now
Maybe Roger will retire
D is for Delgado
He can hit 'em and catch 'em
The Mets shell out him to stand
For our Nationwide Anthem
E is for Everett
A shortstop named Adam
You will be place out for confident
If you ever hit the ball at him
F is for Franco
Julio plays with such surety
His goal should be to homer
When on Social Security
G is for Griffey
Ken never ever plays an entire season
Why he missed half a year
When he harm himself sneezin'
H is for Howard
Younger Mister Ryan
If this Phillie connects
He leaves pitchers cryin'
I is for Ichiro
Every single hurler admits
There is not a great deal they're able to do
To stop his 200 hits
J is for Jeter
The soul on the Yankees
When he is finally carried out
Ny will run out of hankies
K is for Kansas City
My to begin with gut response
Could be to resolve all their issues
With an act of contraction
L is for Leyland
He won't get as well cocky
Jim won using the Tigers
But not being a Rockie
M is for Manny
As powerful as a tree
But when he never wanna perform
He says, "It's me becoming me"
N is for Nomar
Garciaparra's the guy
When he plays nicely
He can act like a Hamm
O is for Ortiz
Who hits in the clutch
Some players do very little
Substantial Papi does much
P is for Pedro
Now try out to not laugh
The Mets had a cow
When he injured his calf
Q is for Quaintest
Wrigley Discipline will get my vote
No pennants fly there
As a result of a goat
R is for Roy
The Astro plus the Blue Jay
Oswalt's Houston's ace
The other's no Halladay
S is for Santana
No one really wants to encounter Johan
Coupled with Morneau and Mauer
Minnesota will go on
T is for Torre
Turns out he was not so dumb
That has a ring for each finger
Joe demands a single for his thumb
U is for Utley
He keeps his club inside the race
Where would Philly be
If it weren't for Chase
V is for Varitek
The catcher from Boston
When he played they won a title
When he didn't, they lost one
W is for Washington
Exactly where baseball returned
When they can just shell out their gamers
What they think they've earned
X is for X-Rays
Of Wood and Mark Prior
If I told you they pitched
You'd call me a liar
Y is for Young
Texas's Michael
It isn't seriously news
If Mike hits to the cycle
Z is for Zito
The invaluable lefty
When the A's want to retain him
His value will be hefty
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