2013年4月21日星期日

No one really wants to encounter Johan

A Line-up for Today zx10r fairings

A is for A-Rod
The perfect while in the game
When he plays poorly
The supporters are to blame

B is for Bonds
With his bat full of thunder
Soon he'll pass Aaron
But we consistently will wonder

C is for Clemens
His correct arm for employ
A number of years from now
Maybe Roger will retire

D is for Delgado
He can hit 'em and catch 'em
The Mets shell out him to stand
For our Nationwide Anthem

E is for Everett
A shortstop named Adam
You will be place out for confident
If you ever hit the ball at him

F is for Franco
Julio plays with such surety
His goal should be to homer
When on Social Security

G is for Griffey
Ken never ever plays an entire season
Why he missed half a year
When he harm himself sneezin'

H is for Howard
Younger Mister Ryan
If this Phillie connects
He leaves pitchers cryin'

I is for Ichiro
Every single hurler admits
There is not a great deal they're able to do
To stop his 200 hits

J is for Jeter
The soul on the Yankees
When he is finally carried out
Ny will run out of hankies

K is for Kansas City
My to begin with gut response
Could be to resolve all their issues
With an act of contraction

L is for Leyland
He won't get as well cocky
Jim won using the Tigers
But not being a Rockie

M is for Manny
As powerful as a tree
But when he never wanna perform
He says, "It's me becoming me"

N is for Nomar
Garciaparra's the guy
When he plays nicely
He can act like a Hamm

O is for Ortiz
Who hits in the clutch
Some players do very little
Substantial Papi does much

P is for Pedro
Now try out to not laugh
The Mets had a cow
When he injured his calf

Q is for Quaintest
Wrigley Discipline will get my vote
No pennants fly there
As a result of a goat

R is for Roy
The Astro plus the Blue Jay
Oswalt's Houston's ace
The other's no Halladay


S is for Santana
No one really wants to encounter Johan
Coupled with Morneau and Mauer
Minnesota will go on

T is for Torre
Turns out he was not so dumb
That has a ring for each finger
Joe demands a single for his thumb

U is for Utley
He keeps his club inside the race
Where would Philly be
If it weren't for Chase

V is for Varitek
The catcher from Boston
When he played they won a title
When he didn't, they lost one

W is for Washington
Exactly where baseball returned
When they can just shell out their gamers
What they think they've earned

X is for X-Rays
Of Wood and Mark Prior
If I told you they pitched
You'd call me a liar

Y is for Young
Texas's Michael
It isn't seriously news
If Mike hits to the cycle

Z is for Zito
The invaluable lefty
When the A's want to retain him
His value will be hefty

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